Monday, August 20, 2012

Spewing 30!

So, as I gracefully left my twenty somethings and turned 30.

Something else suddenly hit me, apparently something that comes with age.  All of a sudden I couldn't handle my drink!

So Saturday night I went out drinking with my man and heaps of friends like 14 of us or something.

I hit the cocktails I was 30 I was allowed right?

However, boyfriend worked out by the end of the night I must have had at least 10 shots.  I was tipsy but I wasn't smashed by any way shape or form.

Then 1pm the next day came, I ate lunch, could I stomach lunch.  Nooooo.  I spewed.  Then I spewed again, then 2 hours later I spewed and then an hour later I spewed again.  I felt rough the whole day.

It was one of those "I am NEVER drinking again" moments.  Apart from this time I may actually be telling the truth.  Oh who am I fucking kidding? Where's the bacardi?

Monday, August 06, 2012

Bridesmaids...

My advice to anyone getting married or planning a wedding is.....

Just don't have bridesmaids = far too much hassle.

In other news I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!

On a more serious note choosing bridesmaids was a task I have like 8 people 1 sister and 7 friends that all qualify for bridesmaid status.  Well I couldn't have 8 bridesmaids - cant.afford.it.. So I cut it to 3 but hten I had to choose the 3.  Thankfully my sister had a little girl so my niece will be flower girl and I sadly chopped my sis out not that she minded.  She's been married twice and I wasn't her bridesmaid at either wedding.

The 3 I chose I know will be brilliant 3 close friends but they're all married and all busy.

Bridesmaid 1: Is flexible and willing to do any date I ask for dress trying on
Bridesmaid 2: Is heavily pregnant, works Saturdays and only free on one of her days off in the next 5 weeks.
Bridesmaid 3: had a little girl who starts school and also has  a birth day s

So between bridesmaid 2 & 3 I can't find a date for the 3 of us to get together to go shopping.  It's madness and I'm planning a wedding in 6 months so kind of need to get moving on this.

However, who frigging cares - I'm getting married and if the bridesmaids carry on like this - I'll make them wear black sacks kapow!!