Saturday texts with JerkBoy

Gretta: It says on facebook that your night was bizarre last night - how come?

Jerkboy: Well, I went out with every intention of getting in at 8pm coz I had football this morning. Yet I ended up getting home at midnight. By the way I was wearing the shirt you like.

Gretta: Good choice, the shirt that makes your arms look hot.

Jerkboy: My arms aren't even that big, how was your night?

Gretta: Well, it would seem my night was more bizarre than yours. BestFriend got hit on by a lesbian and really didn't know how to handle it. She kept blushing.

Jerkboy: Now there's a story I need to hear.