Playing me up

Arrggghhh why are men so frustrating.

So my someone and I are getting on well again, but just as friends because he is still in love with her which I have accepted.

Yet other man, the man that I am working on - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying.

He told me to call him while he was on holiday so I did. He got his mate to answer the phone. His mate told me that he was ill in bed with sunstroke and that he hadn't eaten very much and his friend was contemplating calling a doctor if he didn't get better soon because he had been in bed most of the day. Naturally I start freaking out a little. Then his friend says to me "He has left the caravan now, he asked me to wind you up but I am telling you so you can now wind him up to make his plan back fire"

So I after I hung up I text him saying that I hope he is ok and to drink plenty of fluid. Now I need to come up with a plan to get him back, just haven't figured out what yet!?!?! Any ideas or help would be greatly appreciated.